Wednesday, October 06, 2004

A MASSAGE FROM SUMNER REDSTONE

So i am delerious with cold medication, but i just got a corporate email from Papa Viacom himself, and the subject heading is, in all-caps (obvs) "MESSAGE FROM SUMNER REDSTONE."

AND i swear, you guys, these sinus meds are making me crazy. for a brief shining moment, i was SO STOKED because i thought that sumner redstone was offering free massages.

MASSAGE FROM SUMNER REDSTONE.

i mean, a massage is a massage, right?
and i bet a heated redstone massage would feel really nice.

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