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Pretend I am a boy. Then I could say to you:
"There are so many hot women in my office. I am always hard at work."
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Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.
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Bex Directs
- Bex Directs (homepage!)
- Bex on IMDB
- Promo - Paula Abdul / Employment Agency
- Video - The Long Winters, "Fire Island, AK"
- Video - Mike Doughty - "Fort Hood"
- Promo - Valentine's Day Love Monster!
- Promo - "Manstack" (I LOVE NEW YORK)
- Promo - The Odd Couple (Hulk Hogan and Danny Bonaduce)
- Promo - Scott Baio image spot
- Mockurockumentary - ROCK BAND COMETH: The Rock Band Band Story
Bextuff!
Articles and Shiznit What I Wrote:
- How Rent Taught us All To Be Different
- Inherently Fuckable - Rock Stars are Hot
- Like A Candle in the Wind - Oh, Elton.
- The Fast Horse Hootenanny Melts Your Face!
- The Long Winters' Indie Sincerity (ha!)
- Protest Rock - Love Me, I'm a Liberal
- Funny Music 4-Evuh
- In Defense of the Mix Tape
- Don't Puss Out on The Rock
Bex on the TV!
- Bex on Joy Behar!
- Date Night on AMC
- Bex on "The Big Idea" on CNBC
- Is Superman Gay?
- Britney's VMA Performance (with Dr. Drew!)
- Hot Ads / Bad Ads (I sing in this one, a few times)
- VMA Rocker Brawl
- Oprah Says She's Not Gay
- Goodbye, Star Jones
- Alec Baldwin Apologizes
- Hollyweird on Scarborough Country
- Friendster is Awesome! And Bex "Gets Around."
Bex's TV CV
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- Happy Hooooaaaah
- Nothing I can Do, a Total Eclipse of the Moon
- Cephalod Camouflage is the MOST RAD FUCKING THING ...
- Q: How Do You Make A Hormone? A: Don't pay her.
- A Love that Would Look and Sound like a Movie
- Is anyone Friendsters with Andrea Mackris?
- Total Fantrom
- Holy shit, it's the Rockafire Explosion!
- Oh Happy Day, Calloo Callay, Now Let Us All Go Out...
- And speaking of November 2nd
- November 2nd Draws Nigh, But Not Soon Enough
- Look! Kelly and Scott made the Observer!
- It's Schwohnson!
- Telemavision Update!
- Times Square Just Ain't What It Used To Be
- Why I Heart the New York Times
- Holy Fucking Bosox. / I have a wang.
- Ah, the Interweb. ... Keep those cards and letters...
- Magic Wands + Magic Armadillos = RAD SATURDAY NIGH...
- I Heart "13 Going On 30"
- Whatta Falafel-Loofa
- Bill O'Reilly and his Sex Falafel
- The word of the day is: "Litany"
- Cyber Self-Stalking
- Set your tivos - CELEB SHOWDOWN drops MONDAY 10/18
- Taking Matters into One's Own Hands
- Great Minds Think Alike
- Thoughts Amassed Whilst Watching the Vote for Chan...
- Eddie Vedder vs. Russell Crowe
- It's My Butt!
- Ambien Dreams and Stranger Things
- The World Mourns its Foremost Deconstruction Worker
- I Have Solved the "Mystery of the Bulge"
- I Lived in a Cake
- A new joke! A new joke! A new joke!
- "Vote Vanderslice and Darnielle"
- I Lurf John Vanderslice THIS Much
- NO COMEDY BY ME.
- Knick Knack Paddywack, I'm Trackbacking
- Reported: NBC Nightly News Puts "ILIE" in Graphic
- A MASSAGE FROM SUMNER REDSTONE
- George Dubya Bush vs. Andy Kaufman
- 9:35pm "A Question of American Intelligence"
- blue drinks + Comedy Wednesday night
- Stuck at home tonight? No hot date? Have a tv date...
- Look, it's me and my bio. ME LURF TIKI BARS.
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Besties, Comedifriends, Ex-Lovers and Squirrels.
- YES WE CAN HAS
- FourFour (moremore!)
- Evil Robot
- Emily Magazine
- Tremendous Rabbit
- Julie Klausner
- You Can't Make It Up
- SHABOOTY!
- Aaron Weiss, Mediaboy
- Wordlustitude
- Sean Nelson
- Lang Fisher
- Rachel Kramer Bussel
- Carolyn Castiglia
- Sweet, sweet Lianne Stokes
- Giulia Rozzi
- Milo George
- Liam "the bomb" McEneaney
- Steve "Squirrels" Burns
- Mike Doughty, rock coyote.
- Mr. Ken Stringfellow
- Scott Stereogum
- Dustin's blog
- Sean-T-Conrad.
- DJ Waletzsky
- Peter Bernard
- Christian Finnegan
- Winner of the SAT.
- Esther Kustanowitz
- The St. Reverend Jen.
- Tom Tenney
- Merlin D. Mann.
- Paul Ford
- Whatevs.org SO BEST!
- Mark Treitel
- Ethan "Capt. Awesome" Kaplan
- Dennis Perrin kix ass
- Blagg Blogg! Blagg Blogg!
- Lindsayism
- Whittlz
- Claudia Cogan
- Chicks and Giggles
- Susie Felber
- Ms. Mandy Stadtmiller
- Adira Amram
- The Long Winters
- John Vanderslice.
- R.E.M. metainfo
- Discover Radio
- Cracked Magazine (reciprolinkage)
- Best. Week. Ever.
- Go Fug Yourself
- The Apiary hearts NYC comics
- D Listed
- T.W.O.P.
- Gawk.
- Defame.
- The original Planet Bex site by Peter Bernard
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