Monday, February 27, 2006

And Starring Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa

Paris Hilton prepares for Mother Teresa role

A sphincter says whut? Surely, this is a hoax, a hoax of Skaggsian proportions.

This is the best part of the article: "In preparation for the role, Paris is apparently joining the Order of Mother Teresa missionaries, and will travel around Bangalore and Calcutta to care for the sick."

... and fuck orphans.

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