Call Your Grandma

(the single jewish girl's version of Robyn's "Call Your Girlfriend")

Call your grandma
It's time you had the talk
Give your reasons
Say it's not her fault
But you are not dating a Jew!

Tell her not to get upset, second-guessing everything you said and done
And then when she gets upset tell her how you never meant to hurt no one
Then you tell her that the only thing you’d recommend

Is when she’ll learn to comprehend

That you won’t sign up for J-date, but she can pretend
And then you let her down easy

Call your grandma
It's time you had the talk
Give your reasons
Say it's not her fault
But you are not dating a Jew!